Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Did you ever have trouble getting rid of these blues?

%26quot;Beer belly blues. What color are my new shoes?


%26#039;cause my feet %26amp; belt buckle are things I rarely see


My problem is not my glands, it comes poured from aluminum cans, and Pabst Blue Ribbon%26#039;s been awfully good to me.


...and honey when you buy my shirts, make sure they%26#039;re triple-XLs


4 or 5 people I know at work have started calling me Orson Welles


I%26#039;ve got endorsement offers from Michelob Light %26amp; Stroh%26#039;s,


and Junior Sample%26#039;s family called, and they%26#039;re savin%26#039; me his old clothes.


Beer belly blues... what color are my new shoes?


%26#039;cause my pants %26amp; my zipper are things I rarely see.


My Momma says I%26#039;m big-boned, I can%26#039;t fit in her mobile home


and Old Milwaukee%26#039;s been awfully good to me.


Yeah, I used to be a lean 175, now I%26#039;m way over 3


It%26#039;s gettin%26#039; to the point where my own wife don%26#039;t wanna slow dance with me,


%26#039;cause I like to eat and watch TV, and knock out a case or two...


even people like Sally Struthers say that I need to lose a few.


Beer belly blues are somethin%26#039; that I can%26#039;t lose


If...

Did you ever have trouble getting rid of these blues?
Good one, Bobby! Love it and must make a copy. It has hit me really funny! You%26#039;re good, very good at coming up with classics!! xo
Reply:I%26#039;ve never heard of limewire. Will poke around till I find it. I made 2 copies one for us and one for our friend downstairs. I usually copy what you ask and what DC has and give them to her. You guys really crack me up. Also, Wolfie with his question of the day. Report It

Reply:You%26#039;re gonna be the next Bob Dylan!
Reply:Thank you for the smile....


=)


Peace.
Reply:Good one! Thanks for the laugh.
Reply:ha ha ha



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